HUMOUR :-)

 

From the Friday, February 19 issue of "The Wall Street Journal," front page:

"In all, it's estimated that each year chemical companies produce enough acetylsalicylic acid, or asprin, to make about 90 billion tablets. If all those tablets were stacked on top of each other, they would make a very high stack."

Unbiased Journalism

Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Doberman. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who is strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Forty Niners' fan saves friend from vicious animal", he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Niners fan," the boy replies. "Oakland Raiders' fan rescues friend from horrific attack," the reporter starts again. "I'm not a Raiders fan either," the boy says. "Then what are you?" the reporter says "I'm a Cowboys fan!!!" The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Redneck bastard kills family pet".